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USB Multifunction Eye Massager
Hot or Cold it will soothe your eyes!
Saturday, July 17


$19.95

+$5.95 shipping


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We run a tight ship here at Zazz but a couple of weeks ago I waltzed into the bosses office and was completely shocked. I mean that guy has been working way too hard and I guess cleaning up the office wasn’t his top priority.

Not being the kind of bloke to let things go I had to tell him the joint was quickly becoming an eye-sore. Now he wasn’t happy with that. "EYE-SORE, EYE-SORE… what am I supposed to do about that..." he bellowed… Three days later he stopped past my desk with these USB eye massagers.

 

If you ever get sore eyes you'll quickly come to love this great Zazz!!!

 

"I found something to fix your sore eyes" he tells me. ARGGGHHHH like seriously, the guy should go and get some sleep already!!! Anyway you can imagine how the rest of the conversation went but that’s not even the point of this story.

The point is that a simple miscommunication saw us with a great new product. I can tell you from first hand experience that these eye-massagers are a perfect gadget for soothing your tired eyes after a long day in front of the computer. On top of that they’re just so relaxing and comfy and they really give you a bit of a lift after only five minutes of massage.

With the cool pad you can just chillax at your desk, in bed, on the couch or even in the car. But the magic really does happen with the vibration and heating function. It’s got two settings and it really does relax the tension and pressures on your facial muscles.

I shouldn't say but even if you've got a bit of a pain in your backside you can just sit on this and enjoy a nice old fashioned butt-massage!!! Now seriously, why pay a masseuse top dollar to do what this can do? It’s just silly.

So come on folks, get one of these awesome things today because they won't be around tomorrow!!! And you also get to make the boss feel better for not listening properly!!!!!



Product Specs

Specifications:

  • USB Eye Massager with warm/cool functions
  • Gentle vibrating massage mode
  • Warming mode provides 40°C-50°C (+/- 3°)
  • Includes liquid-filled pack for cold-compress use
NO more pink eyes... just cool eyes!!!

  • Washable design
  • Separately control vibration and heat
  • Powered by USB connection from computer or adapter (not included)
  • Good on eyes/face, neck, shoulders and more
  • Great for traveling or while sleeping
  • One size fits all
  • Available in 3 colours - green, gray and pink

 

Shipping Options:

  • One USB Neck Massager is $25.90 delivered
  • Additional USB Neck Massagers are just $21.95 each (includes $2 for extra insurance/shipping and handling)
  • Limit 5 per member

Warranty:  12 months from Zazz



 


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