Do Not walk alone without it!
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2 in 1 Personal Alarm system
Do Not walk alone without it!
Hi. Welcome to Bob's Home and Personal Safety Academy where we take safety serious. Our courses range from marshal arts, to scream amplification, to correct knee-to-groin technique. All designed to make your life longer.
But there's one question I'm asked time and again, and no it's not why do I wear such unflattering MC Hammer pants in paisley print? It's how can the average Joe or Joette on the street keep themselves safe without resorting to violence.
Personally I always resort to violence, but if you're of a more delicate disposition I can only recommend one thing. And that's my patented 2 in 1 Personal Alarm System.
Carry it on your person for a feeling of total confidence at all times and in all locales. If you ever feel your safety is being compromised, pull the keychain to trigger the siren. You'll hit the bad guys with 120 decibels of pain that'll have them so busy covering their ears they won't even notice you running away screaming like a big girly man.
Those crazy Zazz kids at it again!
I give these to all my clients on completion of their Bob-ate-itsu Marshall Arts course. Cos even I know a karate chop is no match for 120dBs in the ear!
Hey and as an added bonus you can even use this little dude around the home as a mini alarm system. Stick it to a flat surface and then lie in wait. With magnetic sensor technology it'll scare the be-jesus outta any would-be home invader (or fridge raider, for that matter) and send them packing!
So by all means sharpen up your nunchuck skills, and work on that scream, but for real peace of mind grab one of my 2-in-1 Personal Alarms. And like we always say here at the Academy, be alarmed, not alert!
You'd better grab yours today - they won't be here tomorrow.
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