The Birds
Seriously, did I do something really bad to anger the pigeon gods out there? Or have teradactyls returned to my car spot?
Some of you will probably enjoy this but let me tell you this lousy creature attacked my vehicle for like seven days straight. YES, probably my fault for not trying a different spot BUT I really thought the worst of it was over so I kept parking there day after crappy day!!!
I mean COME ON… what on earth was this beast of a bird eating? Jurassic worms? Dunno but I tell you now I know how I’d feel if I was some sort of statue.
So what’s the solution? What do you do in these situations? Get a feral cat? Thank god that Cow’s don’t fly? The lousy old grumpus dude over the road even told me it was meant to be a sign of luck!!! I mean seriously… You call this lucky? In the end I've let the creature win... I got nothing here... I've given up and moved on to a different spot!
Anyhow, that’s about it. No real point to any of this but thought it was worth a mention! Just another day at Zazz… LOL!!!!!!
