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Your honour, the prosecution seeks to prove that defendant did, on the morning of last Saturday, pilfer no fewer than three cookies - let me just check my notes here - yes, oatmeal-raisin cookies, from the cookie jar in the kitchen.
Yes, your honour, we are aware that the defendant claims innnocence based on being unable to reach the shelf on which the cookie jar was placed. If we may just introduce exhibit A, the dining-room chair, which when moved across the room can easily provide sufficient height boost.
Now here is a classic Zazz, personally endorsed by Mr Nice Guy himself!
Pass it up at your own peril...
No, your honour, by itself that does not prove culpability. But that is not all our evidence. If the court would permit us to introduce exhibit B, surveillance footage from the Spy Camera Clock which was put into place after the last incident of this nature!
If the court would direct its attention to the screen... as you will note, the motion-activated camera remained on standby until the defendant - clearly identifiable here in her footy-pajamas - can be seen pushing the chair into position under the cabinet.
As the scene continues, we will see - ah, fair enough, prosecution has no objection to the defence motion to change her plea to guilty!
Of course, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this Thingy has many more serious uses as well, for security at home or at work. But the court strongly advises you to grab yours now, as they won't be available tomorrow!
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