World's slimmest SD card and USB disk
)
2Gb USB and SD card Handy Thingy
World's slimmest SD card and USB disk
One day though, a smiling man in a turtleneck sweater took him aside. "Kid. I'm gonna take you away from all this. I'm gonna make you a star!" He'd seen what others hadn't. That a two headed freak could make a lot of people's lives a lot more convenient, and he was gonna cash in!
They hit all the talk shows. Oprah was amazed. "A 2GB SD card and USB disk combined?" And marveled at how it eliminated the need for a separate card reader.
Dr Phil counseled the poor little gadget, lifting his battered self-esteem. "You can go from a camera, PDA or phone, straight into any computer's USB port for fast, easy data transfer or viewing. No mucking about! People will love that buddy! I want you to get excited about your life!"
)
Soon people were recognising him on the street! "Hey you're that awesome device that does away with the need for two separate devices." "You're so easy! And cheap. I mean that in a good way man!" "I love that if I needed a flash drive suddenly I could just grab you outta my camera. I think I'm in love."
Marriage proposals abounded. TV contracts. Endorsement deals. But just when he thought life couldn't get any sweeter. They cloned him. Yep. And pretty soon there were millions of "freaks" just like him in devices everywhere. And pretty soon he wasn't so special anymore. He was forgotten. And not even the freak shows would take him back. "You're normal now dude!".
He eventually wound up living in a 2MPG camera belonging to a three year old. One day the kid dropped the camera in a pond. And that, was that. What a way to go.
Grab yours today - they won't be here tomorrow.
)
)
| back to top | tell a friend |
